Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I am available for nakedness
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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