I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
honey bunches of taint.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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