So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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