sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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