I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
