mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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