I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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