it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
where am i from again
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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