I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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