I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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