come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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