If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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