do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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