im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
