I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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