suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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