he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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