Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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