her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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