NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo