Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
there was a trapeze. enough said
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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