it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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