Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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