i just had sex bonerless
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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