i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
