OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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