I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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