BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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