Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
