Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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