Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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