if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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