Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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