am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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