doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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