That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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