he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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