How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
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I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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