I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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