The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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