oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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