Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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