girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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