so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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