haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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