I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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