Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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