I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
operation have a gay friend backfired
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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