Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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