this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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