At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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