I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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