so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
