Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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