dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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