Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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