That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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