Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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