just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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