I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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