Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
