I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Mom said you looked used
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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