i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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