Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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