I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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